Total Medals Earned: 1,074 (From 151 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,975 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/115 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (195/195 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/25 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/120 points)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/180 points)
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/460 points)
Medals Earned: 13/44 (140/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/12 (45/115 points)
Medals Earned: 4/18 (50/460 points)
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kiss The Girl.
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Rescue all the villagers
Defeat the dragon
Fall to your death
You started the game and walked! (And watched the ad)
You just Leveled up!!
You Nearly completed the game!
Fought 100 soldiers
100 headshots
Got all weapons
Fought 200 soldiers
Fought 500 soldiers
300 headshots
Finished the game. Congratulations!
600 headshots. Because practice makes perfection.
Kill 8 Aliens
Blow up 3 cars
Fully upgrade your pistol
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your health
Save 3 survivors
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Kill 10 crows
Find 1 secret area
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Shoot out 10 lights
Kill 111 aliens
Blow up 15 cars
Trash 54 trashcans
Save 11 survivors
Find all 18 secret areas
Kill 50 crows
Shoot out 128 lights
Complete all chapters
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
You found the baseball bat!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Start the game... press the play button.
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You've earned extra kupo!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Touch 100 flowers.
Touch 300 flowers.
Collect 11 gems.
Kill 5 creatures.
Kill 20 creatures.
Max out your endurance bar.
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
